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Comment on Russians Cut Apart and Reassemble Dogs! by kapHeT

kapHeT — Wed, 12 May 2010 14:46:17 +0000

I love xkcd {rus fun}

Comment on Russians Cut Apart and Reassemble Dogs! by roxasneo

roxasneo — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:59:20 +0000

@terdberger and this is why there are no girls on the internet, because of you, all because of you(and this is also why the world hates america

Comment on Russians Cut Apart and Reassemble Dogs! by BraUnY

BraUnY — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:39:36 +0000

Somebody read Heart of a Dog?

Comment on HOWTO: PHP with MSSQL on Ubuntu 6.06 by Steve

Steve — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:19:26 +0000

How long does it take for the process to complete? Mine has been going for a very long time, seems like it is looping as well… Any comments?

Comment on Intense Debate Plugins by panthar

panthar — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:57:21 +0000

Well, it works. Nobody else seems to be trying it, but ah well. At least I saw it work. Whee!

Comment on Russians Cut Apart and Reassemble Dogs! by terdberger

terdberger — Thu, 07 May 2009 04:49:15 +0000

omfg your is really a russians? all your base are belong to noobs! You accidentally in your pants.

Comment on Russians Cut Apart and Reassemble Dogs! by Muahahaha

Muahahaha — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 23:50:16 +0000

We eat them

Comment on HOWTO: PHP with MSSQL on Ubuntu 6.06 by Tom

Tom — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 08:35:04 +0000

So i've followed the guide and installed php5-mssql_5.2.6-2ubuntu4.1_i386.deb.

What do I need to do now to test it?

Comment on Intense Debate Plugins by panthar

panthar — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:25:07 +0000

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Comment on HOWTO: PHP with MSSQL on Ubuntu 6.06 by Ian Tomkinson

Ian Tomkinson — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:37:16 +0000

Just wanted to confirm that this method works on the new Debian lenny release. However it seems to have a problem with imap, and the deb build failed with errors on php_imap.c. I don't need IMAP so I just disabled it in the rules by setting the two lines with imap to –without. If php with imap & mssql is crucial to you, take care before upgrading to lenny.

Comment on Russians Cut Apart and Reassemble Dogs! by panthar

panthar — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:16:45 +0000

MM. Glue.

Comment on Rounded Plurks by nadine

nadine — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:01:29 +0000

thanksss for this :]

Comment on Best (or Worst) Way to Untangle Headphones by panthar

panthar — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:05:55 +0000

…. yet ;)

Comment on Russians Cut Apart and Reassemble Dogs! by Søkemotoroptimalisering

Søkemotoroptimalisering — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 09:30:05 +0000

Weird stuff!
Guys like this should be protected from themselfes :-)

Comment on Russians Cut Apart and Reassemble Dogs! by Panthar's Other Lair

Panthar's Other Lair — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:15:28 +0000

Russians Cut Apart and Reassemble Dogs!…

Russians Cut Apart and Reassemble Dogs! (http://panthar.org/2008/08/20/russians-cut-apart-and-reassemble-dogs/) now this is weird!
……

Comment on HOWTO: PHP with MSSQL on Ubuntu 6.06 by Web Technologie » Ubuntu et sa mise à jour

Web Technologie » Ubuntu et sa mise à jour — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:31:53 +0000

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Comment on HOWTO: PHP with MSSQL on Ubuntu 6.06 by Adventures in Nerdville » Blog Archive » php5-gmp in Gutsy

Adventures in Nerdville » Blog Archive » php5-gmp in Gutsy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:50:10 +0000

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Comment on Kitty Litter Kake! by Hank Ramos

Hank Ramos — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 18:37:02 +0000

Yuck! I’d love to try one of those :D

Comment on HOWTO: PHP with MSSQL on Ubuntu 6.06 by Robert

Robert — Mon, 07 May 2007 16:51:43 +0000

@Sam Alex:

I noticed that you installed “dpkg -i php5-mysql_5.1.6-1ubuntu2.4_i386.deb”.
You need to install the .deb with “mssql” in the name, not “mysql”, if you need to get mssql functionality.
It gets built into its own package, not bundled in with mysql.
Hope this solves your problem!

-Robert

Comment on HOWTO: PHP with MSSQL on Ubuntu 6.06 by Sam Alex

Sam Alex — Mon, 07 May 2007 15:59:49 +0000

Hi Everyone. I went through this tutorial, and all went as expected. However after installation, I ran the following:

– Installed the newly compiled packages
dpkg -i php5-mysql_5.1.6-1ubuntu2.4_i386.deb
dpkg -i php5-mysqli_5.1.6-1ubuntu2.4_i386.deb
– Restarted Apache services
/etc/init.d/apache2 restart

This is all on Ubuntu 6.10 Server setup with LAMP during installation. Next I tried to run the follow script to test this, of course I plugged in my server’s IP Address and login info, plus a valid database and table.:

“, “sa”, “”);
mssql_select_db (“”, $con);
$sql= “SELECT * FROM “;
$rs= mssql_query ($sql, $con);
echo “The field number one is: “;
echo mssql_result ($rs, 0, 0);
mssql_close ($con);
?>

And now here’s what I get:

Fatal error: Call to undefined function mssql_connect() in /home/webuser/public_html/test.php on line 4

Any suggestions? Is there anyway to to verify the new packages are installed correctly?

Thanks for any suggestions.
Sam Alexander
samalex@gmail.com